Dog
To be clear I love dogs. My husbands family happens to have a dog that is boring. And that is fine, plenty of people thrive with a dog who just wants to sleep and bark at a squirrel every now and again. That can be a beautiful member of your family. My issue is this dog is boring and the family projects every emotion onto this poor hungry beast. First of all Mastiffs are big dogs. This dog is famished, not in any real way, but she craves food. Her dog mother has a very 1950's relationship with food. Food is evil and you're a piggy piggy slob slob for wanting it. Now drink your wine and pass out like god intended. The generation that invented 100 calorie packs of Oreo crackers, cancer causing pretend sugar, and margarine labeled SMART CHOICE. Of course food is not evil, but decades of fat shaming can bring a girl down. So what to do when you adopt the Shaq of dogs? You absolutely scream your head off when she glances at your meal of chopped carrots and radishes you eat off a ...