Bird

 My husband and I plan to go birding in the Everglades. As he is a professional birder and I am occationally able to point at the sky and say bird only to realize it's a drone I figured I would study up on the different birds of the Everglades.

Blue Heron - Bird bird. Curvy neck.

Egret - White big bird.

Blue Heron in the white phase - Looks like the egret. Or is it a egret?

Frigates - birdlike. Medium sized. Has a throat bubble. 

White Ibis- Colorblind apparently. Medium bird with pink.

Juvenile White Ibis- Very sad, vision problems. Just plain brown.

Snail Kite- Not a snail. Actually a bird. Not even roundish. Looks like he'd peck you and it would hurt. 

Little Blue Heron- Looks like an egret with green legs and actually blue feathers. Not confused or colorblind well done bird!

Juvenile Blue Heron- Nevermind you stupid toad. You've ruined everything. You are white and black. Why are you so dumb? You have blue in the name. 

Black necked stilt- Anorexic runway model. 

Roseate Spoonbill- If you took a bird beak and squished it you'd get this bird.

Wood stork - Probably haunted

Killdeer- In a prison uniform, presumably for murder of a deer.